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HUMAN CENTiPAD

Human Centipad is a defective high-tech tablet computer including 3 people attached to each others with the colon developed and marketed by Apple . Finally the project for this item was canceled due to the fact that human centipad couldn't read.
Person 1: Whoah look at me i bought the Human Centipad!

Person 2: Lame, it can't read!
by chewbew May 23, 2011
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human resources

The ugly chicks that fire you for fucking with the great looking chicks.
by Anonymous November 16, 2002
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Human Questionmark

A person who is fairly stupid and day dreams when they are being talked to or asked somthing.

A good word to use in the military when a soldier of a lower rank fails to notice your commands due to their stupidity.
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Pvt - (stands around aimlessly)
Sgt - Fall in to the parade private!
Pvt - *Yawn* (still stands there, scratching his arse)
Sgt - FALL IN NOW! YOU HUMAN QUESTIONMARK!
Pvt - Sorry Sgt didnt hear you, got wax in me ears you see.

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The Human Race

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.
by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010
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the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.
Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.
by dj alfa September 13, 2007
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human bra

When a male is skined and made into a bra for a wench he loves.

Just kidding.

Er, it is when a guy supports a females breasts. Of course, more groping occurs than support...
"He's my man bitch AND my human bra!"
by Astrakhan April 6, 2003
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Human mop

A person whose desire for intercourse is so great that it outweighs rationality. Allowing them to disregard physical and mental beauty, and overlook social taboos most people would shy away from, including but not limited to intercourse with overweight girls, red heads, thressomes with two cousins, and girls who are on their period.
Person 1: That fool Jacob told me he was still attempting to get at some girl even after she had admitted to shitting in her pad while taking the SAT's.

Person 2:Typical. That's why we call him the human mop.
by Who fucking cares11 April 29, 2011
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