granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50

Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!

by Fit bitch September 4, 2017

Lee Hollinghurst

He is the human example of trash. He loves politics and children. Stay away from him at all costs.

Lee Hollinghurst is the best teacher ever!
Precedes to get beat up

by Bob Crachit January 21, 2020

WE HOOPIN

Wehoopin is a TikToker with an insane following. he is the goat. We hoopin Knows everything about baseball, basketball, and football. He plays many sports meaning he's a multi sport athlete. He is also a 6' 10" future NBA prospect and the worlds biggest ravens fan. He enjoys saying I CALLED IT and does in every tik tok. He does this because he guesses the out come of games and is always right, He also is the madden goat. He's the best.

WE HOOPIN CALLED IT.

by WE HOOPINS GOATED. March 11, 2021

Horton-holing

When you go get Tim Hortons with your friends.

I'm hungry. Would be a great idea to go Horton-holing, eh?

by canadian? October 19, 2021

Poop Hoopin

Throwing extraneous trash into the trashcan while emptying your bowels.

Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.

Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022

Black Holing

When a girl is sucking your balls too much that it’s hurts .

Damn that girl was black holing the shit outta my balls and soul .

by Afub June 17, 2022