Hi

If the best thing you can do right now is surch up "hi" in the urban dictionary then you need to go and make some friends

Hi you are lonly go make some friends

by Liam Shaer January 2, 2017

Hi

Something you say to someone upon greeting them. Then as they pass you mock them because you are a lower form of life and feel the need to put others down and lie to them to make yourself feel better. When all he while they keep in smiling because they know you are pathetic.

Chicka - hi
Buckshot - hi (walks pass chicka)
Chicka snickers and comments to her flavor of the week that buckshots shorts were cutoffs.
Buckshot smiles and snickers

by Luv2b October 6, 2016

Hi

(Acronym)Hit It Term people in retail use to describe members of the opposite sex (or same) based on hitabliity of said person. It is used as a type of code so customer have no idea they are the object of sexual fantasy etc.

Hot customer walks in...
Danny: (to colleauge) Hi?
Pedro: Hi!

There are also other variations.

e.g. Hi?
if the other person doesn't quite agree or are ambivilent they can reply "hey" which is like meh

Lastly;
Danny: Hi?
Pedro: Hello!

Hello is an emphasise of "Hell No, nigger!"

by Sgt Spilko October 2, 2008

Hi

The laziest and least meaningful way to say hello.

"Hi. I don't like you."

by Names18 January 3, 2015

Hi

Oh! Hi.

Hi.

by Supershark48 November 23, 2016

hi

Mostly used before anal

I like hi before anal

by Fatanalbeads August 6, 2016

Hi

Everybody knows you didn’t just lookup Hi to see what it means. So I’m guessing your sibling is sitting right next to you and you know they look at your phone and they were glancing while you were looking at something inappropriate

Your brother was looking at your phone so you looked up hi so he wouldn’t see what you were really looking up.

by L A M E A S S August 17, 2019