Heather

A Mythic Bitch

"Oh she's definitely a heather"

by you make my balls so blue June 15, 2017

heathermorrissexual

Am I attracted to women, not really. But I am attracted to Heather Morris!

I'm not a lesbian, but I am heathermorrissexual

by Heathermorrissexual March 17, 2021

Freezing hetero

The equivalent of a flaming homo. Unlike their gay outgoing counterparts, freezing heteros are more uptight and contained or "cold" and seem to shove their heterosexuality in peoples faces while showing their contempt for homosexuals.

Man 1: So I heard you went to the club
Man 2: Yea it was great. There were so many hot girls and they were so sexy and I even saw two girls making out it was
awesome!
Man 1: Sounds great
Man 2: Yea it was but then it was ruined when I got out. I saw two dudes making out it was nasty and is totally wrong.
Man 1: Man you are such a freezing hetero

by OmegaO_o June 5, 2010

Dirty Heather

The act of cheating on your husband with two guys and looking like a dumb fucking idiot just to get the taste of cum and dick on your lips

I found out that my friends mother was a dirty heather

by bumfukegypt December 24, 2021

pulled a heather

when your not a blond chick, and you pull a blond moment.

1.) oops i pulled a heather!!!!
2.) you sooo pulled a heather, dood!!!!

by Anti-dote July 6, 2007

hesher

1: (n.) A person infatuated with the heavy metal culture of America in the 1980s. Such individuals almost exclusively drop out of high school to join a pathetic cover band, wear Metallica T-shirts and leather pants, and are often found living at rock concerts or in their parents' basements. The only profession in which heshers are qualified to work is as waitstaff at a Hard Rock Cafe. Ironically, though many heshers are not old enough to have experienced the 1980s, they still collect obsolete vinyl records and have the terrible misconception that Motley Crue is still a popular band. The definition of hesher may partially coincide with the definitions of goth or baker. Etymology: derived from 'Hessian', referring to masculine Germanic mercenaries from Hesse. (These mercenaries were actually chill, unlike heshers, who likely were not even popular during the 1980s.)

2: (adj.) Of or relating to heshers or hesher culture. Also 'hessian'. (cf. the related concept 'emo'.)

Chill your tits! Just offer the heshers free beer to calm them down, then call animal control.

Holy crap, does that retarded 17-year-old who smells like cheap ganja actually have a blue mohawk, black skinny jeans, and a Kiss T-shirt? He's totals hesher!

Bro, if you keep going to Black Sabbath concerts, you might go hesher on me.

by chillr October 11, 2013

Hetero-flexible

A person that identifies as heterosexual, but doesn't seem to draw any real lines when it comes to sexual contact.

"Have you ever noticed how many women in that sorority seem to be hetero-flexible?"

by Bad_Kitty13 June 6, 2007