fake having

when you pretend to have a lot of money on the net but you really broke as hell

person 1:“Aye you seen all that money jay got? “
person 2: “Man that’s his mama rent money. He fake having”

by moommwras March 4, 2024

im having sex with dreydon rn

to have sex with dreydon right then and there

im having sex with dreydon rn

by bobthenigga 2 March 5, 2024

Im having dinner

Hello it's me Neil having dinner woohoo

Did you Know Neil is having dinner?

Im Having dinner indeed

by Neil Is Having Dinner March 31, 2025

Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.

Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.

by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020

the act of having to live

make it stop please jk never gunna give you up never gunna let you down never gunna run around and dessert you never gunna make you cry never gunna say goodbye never gunna tell a lie

person1: the act of having to live

person2: dont click on that
person1: why
person2: its a rick roll

the act of having to live it sucks

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 31, 2022

Shut Yo Chip Having Ass Up

A phrase used when one of the homies is eating chips on the mic a little too loud and the rest of the party is fed up with him/her.

“Chewing Noises”

“Shut yo chip having ass up dawg”

by HemiHusky81 July 6, 2022

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022