Having a Stroke

The act of jacking off.

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Having an eclipse

To display erratic behaviors or act uncharacteristically.

Did you see Chad twerking uncontrollably earlier in the candle aisle at Walmart? He's totally having an eclipse.

by tenaciousN229 April 5, 2024

having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging

"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"

by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

having a fucking brain

not most people on this website

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"

by HAMBURGER007 June 1, 2025

Having The Painters In

Having the bingus in

Having The Painters In - Bingus (The Hairless Cat)

by WylaMylka July 7, 2025

having power

possession of control, authority, or influence over others.

They worried that having power or too much could lead to corruption.

by hshdhdheh0991727 November 24, 2025