two handed dismount

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.

I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.

by Big red machine March 25, 2007

caught-cum-handed

derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn't home and you hear whoreish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend fucking your mother in her vagina and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his cum all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his penis and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named Susan. also known as friend-cum-in-your-mothers handididation.

Fuck were caught-cum-handed. Damn it Matt i was just about to jizz on your mom's face.

by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008

left-handed

Cause of left-handedness. Lost cause in the eyes of educators, all due to that fact that lazy parents did not take the time to beat their children into the right habit at the appropriate age.

"All the job requirements are fulfilled...yet due to the fact that you are left-handed, we cannot hire you at our company at this time."
"Left-handed is like being ass handed."
"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"

by c_sheila September 25, 2005

left handed

When a persons got sinister(which is actually latin for left handed)motives, or is about to double crossyou.

I got a feelin that theres some left handed shit goin down here...

by the-game155 December 22, 2007

double hander

To sneeze in both hands.
Even more disgusting when said person doesn't wash their hands.

Johnny just sneezed in his hands and didn't wash them.
Ewww, gross. A double hander?
Yep, a double hander.

by Match O March 9, 2007

whore-handed

(adj) anything which is unpleasing or undesirable to a high degree; horrendous.

Yankee Fan 1: "I can't believe the Sox won the series"

Yankee Fan 2: "Yah, that was so whore-handed!"

by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch January 1, 2005

one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007