Häagen Dasz

1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz

syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)

We used the extra ice cream from our daughter's fifth birthday party to have one hell of a Häagen Dasz that night!

by Tom Zappacosta October 5, 2003

Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016

Haawesome

combination of Haas and Awesome. Only used to describe a hardass.

" Dude i heard he boned a chick until she passed out."

" The guy is fuckin Haawesome"

by Marshall March 23, 2005

Haseenah

Antisocial. Only socialises with Coke, Chicken and Chocolate, get between her and those Cs and you will die. She is a Queen and owns a Samir.

Froggie: Look at that Queenie
Froggie 2: Thats a Haseenah 😍

by FroggieCCC September 27, 2018

alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.

wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen

by flippy gibby May 1, 2010

Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.

Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT

by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011

hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

by bignukka February 15, 2010