hootch

a verb, used in cooking, to stir a thick liquid or stir thick contents into one another.

When making chili, you open all your cans (corn, beans, tomatoes) shake in the spices and hootch it round.

When making cheese grits, you hootch the cheese into the grits until it melts.

by Southern Cook June 27, 2004

Hobitch

Degrading nickname for shortest member of your grooup of friends.

hey hobitch wanna go see a movie?

by xxoo May 15, 2003

hotchkiss

The only man to successfully merge the twin world of history and no pants.

Hotchkiss took off his pants today

by Grady Christ February 4, 2005

Hitchcock Gang

When you have a falling out with someone and they go running to the friends you don’t know looking for support and reassurance. Sympathy will be immediately granted upon realizing their friend is upset and because they don’t know you they have no reason to believe you are anything but a troublemaker.

Unfortunately even in situations where you aren’t even the one to blame, these people may come looking to cause more trouble for you or turn the falling out into an even bigger ordeal than it was to begin with.

Yeah. We had a big falling out. Now he's got the Hitchcock Gang convinced I'm just a bitch.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

The Hitchhiker

When you borrow your friend's shorts/pants after he had just jerked-off in them. You are now harboring a "hitchhiker"! You then go home to your wife/gf and do the dirty, 9 months later you have a kid fathered by none other than... Your best friend!

The Hitchhiker

by G Money 44 June 27, 2011

Hitchhiker

A thumb in either the anal or vaginal orifice while in the doggiestyle position.

I might have married the bitch if she had been down with the hitchhiker.

by John Clever March 19, 2003

hotch

a hot bitch
the words hot and bitch put together

hey hotch!
your such a hotch!

by karen9_c December 22, 2007