guido

a sorry excuse for italians

those jersey shore kids think they're real italians. no, they're just guidos

by eeeeeeeep September 9, 2011

Guido

Guido- Usually referred to as really potent and loud weed.

-"Aye bro, did you grab the guido?"

-"Yea it's in the jean jacket."

by Mer Thang November 21, 2011

gummoed

To b played by a playa !!! stung & hung out 2 dry !!! jsk...

Betty thought she was the shit until she was GUMMOED & was shown 2 really b a man with a really lil dick !!!

by jskx March 24, 2019

Gimongous

Ginormous + Humongous. On here because Alena Megs and i thought it was a word

AM: You're regular tall not Gimongous
DB: Is that how you spell it?
(DB asks brother)
Brother: That's not a word

by Dleyjnan May 6, 2019

Guigo

Guigo is the best looking guy in the world and he is really cool, hes often called "namorado da iris", has a great sense of humor and is smart

Damn ur soo cool! You look like Guigo.

by wftguigo February 25, 2021

Chin-Guido

A Chinese male who dresses in designer clothes, gels his hair, lives in the gym, short tempered, and fist pumps at the clubs.

This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.

Yo man, you see that fist pumpin' Chin-Guido over there rappin' to your girl?

by Panada Express March 22, 2010

The Guido Diet

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal

Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"

by mjb15 January 23, 2011