Soft Hoe Ass Goofy

- A nigga who has no potential of being real. A nigga who puts on for other niggas, A nigga who cannot control their emotions, nor control his soft nigga actions. A nigga who CANNOT live without attention. A nigga that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones(Balls). Hoe Niggas who talk big and act tough but can't even bench the bar. They use the act of bragging and or lying in conversations about things that one posesses to impress people, a person who usually has nothing but a wide imagination and a desire to fit into the "in crowd". A nigga who will never realize that Money can’t UnLame them. They consistently and continuously take Ls and Talk about people in they own circle & camp. These niggas were born with a pussy and will set you up to save themselves, Stay AWAY from these niggas.

:Aye bro, you seen how dog played the niggas that fed him?

: Bro.. everybody den peeped dog & on god, He a lil Soft Hoe Ass Goofy nigga,fr.

by luxelife3.0 November 22, 2020

Goofy guy

A person, not necessarily a male, who is considered to be "alright" or "cool". This expression is generally used to express that said goofy guy is someone pleasant to be around.

Keith: "Damn, that new dude is a goofy guy."
Stanley: "I agree, he was a good hire."

by Nitedarer May 30, 2018

Gooly

1. noun; testicle

2. noun; Unapologetically Pathetic Loser.

1. Ow! I just got kicked in the goolies!

2. Wow, that guy is a real gooly. I kinda feel sorry for him, but then I remember that he invites the attention on himself

by Smanchez September 10, 2005

gooey panda

When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.

guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!

by gooeypanda October 19, 2009

Gooey Chewbacca

When a man ejaculates into a woman's pubic hair, then carefully places his thumbs on the outside of her labia and makes Wookiee cries while simultaneously opening and closing the vagina in unison with the cries.

Dude, I just gave Sally a Gooey Chewbacca and she fuckin' loved it! She won't get that shit out for a week!

by Kyle and The Ishi January 5, 2008

goofy-ass

A more extreme condition of goofiness.

This is a goofy-ass business pursuits exclusion, it doesn't define the word "employment".

by Bethley November 7, 2006

Goonya

a very tight, nicely shaved vagina.

Goonya, it's what's for dinner!

Hey man i'm trying to get some Goonya tonight.

by brainismushy January 13, 2010