Goonland

Place where all of the gooners live

Ugly Gooner: Oh my god I want to get you pregnant, you hot girl
Girl: WTF?! This guy is definitely from Goonland!

by Bagelsir November 9, 2025

Goontard

one who spends much of his time rubbing on his schlong only never to climax.

yo that guy's such a goontard

by tratnad November 27, 2025

Goonbait

Goonbait is sexualized content most often posted in short-form meme videos as a thumbnail or a short section of the video. The content can often be easily seen and interpreted as sexual in meaning and sometimes is simply cropped off pornographic content which bypasses platform rules. It is used to grab attention and pull in a larger viewer base and it often works due to the sexual content within.

Dude, stop playing Zenless Zone Zero! That game is pure goonbait.

by FlowyPowy November 27, 2025

The Goonbag

When you piss in a girl during sex. Then eat her out until she cums then squirts it back into your mouth. Re-creating the action of drinking from a goon bag.

Bro i tried “the goonbag” last night with my girl and it was so gross….but good at the same time you should try it.

by Aussie Jesus June 18, 2021

Sir Goonsalot

''Sir Goonsalot'' is a term to describe a loser who jerks off all day everyday.

''yeah ok Sir Goonsalot you are pulling no hoes''

by Sleepyboibear March 4, 2025

felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum

“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”

by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023