google checked

To have your factual pronouncements fact-checked by someone who searches Google. Usually done in a group, bar or party setting, of a minor fact and has the impact of shutting down a conversation.
"I can't believe Cliff Google-checked Susan's statement that India has more people than China."

"No more arguing greatest bands, Brian was Google checked into the boards"
by bstreetrats September 29, 2013
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Google-Sided

V. This is what happens to you when you start to Google a subject but become sidetracked by results that have nothing to do with the original/intended subject. Resulting is forgetting what you were originally looking up, or delaying the desired information.
Allison: "Let's Google arctic penguins."
Danny: "Ok. Hey! Look at these images of the polar ice caps!"
Allison: "That's crazy. Are they melting?"
Danny: "It look's like it. Do you believe all the hype about global warming?"
Allison: "Yeah, but, wait, I thought we were googling penguins. We're getting Google-Sided."
by Allison976 March 17, 2007
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Google Reflex

During conversation, when any debatable topic point is raised, an automatic response to pull out one's smart phone and Google it.
Dick: "I thought licorice candy had anise in it."

Jane: "I thought licorice is a different plant than anise."

Dick: (retrieving HTC Incredible from pocket) "Hold on, I'll Google it!"

Jane: "Not again! You need to see a doctor about your Google Reflex."
by Mr Eks June 14, 2010
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Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block
I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time
by cosmicdee May 10, 2008
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Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.
My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis
by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003
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Google Gods

The Gods that live in the lines of the Internet.
They know it all.
by Shannon Lyon April 20, 2006
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google translator

The language tools provided on the google website for translating foreign languages. Has the innate ability to turn even the most coherent sentence into a pile of festering illiterate shit
Before GT
"You rescued me, but it appears that general grievous has escaped again"

After GT
"It stored it, but this one appears like this one, consequently which has it fuoriuscito the painful General per other hour"
by Arrow August 01, 2005
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