i am google and you are Wikipedia

when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying

person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia

person 1 : crys

by christi jones April 28, 2020

Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time

by cosmicdee May 10, 2008

Googlechondria

This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.

"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."

by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009

Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.

My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis

by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003

Google Gods

The Gods that live in the lines of the Internet.
They know it all.

I don't know, but I'll ask the Google Gods.

by Shannon Lyon May 2, 2006

10th Page of Google

A reference to pornographic material.

l look on the 10th page of google when I am bored.

by The Redtuber October 7, 2009

Google Vs. Yahoo

The war between the search engines Google and Yahoo. Of Course, Google wins each and every battle.

I was online last night, and i put my milkshakes into google and Yahoo. Yahoo gave me my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Google said my milkshakes bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard. I think we know who won the Google vs. Yahoo war.

by oneloveforever February 7, 2010