Tryna Getoutaschooearly

What you call a hoe who thinks she can try to get her ass out of school earlier than everyone else.

girl 1: hey teach, I gotta dentist appointment at like 2:45. so can I go early?

teach: shut yo bitch ass up Falasha! yo mama didn't say shit bout no dentist boleshit! who the fuck do you think you is? miss Tryna Getoutaschooearly? sit yo ass the fuck down hoe!

entire class: ooooooooooooooh shit bitch! yo ass just got told!

by words.are.fun May 14, 2018

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Ghentodobia/Gentodobie

Dissection of term: Ghent is city in Northwestern part of Belgium. Dobia is derivate term for phobia, which is irrational fear or anxiety for something. So, dobia is rational fear for something, well argumented and supported by mere facts. We can come to conclusion that Ghentodobia means: having rational repulsive anxiety for Ghent

major symptoms for seeking professional help
- depressing/anxious feelings when arrive at Gent-Sint-pieters
-students from Ghent invited u for night out (and didn't manage to find excuse in time), there is good chance that you already are 'Overpoortstraat'. two possibilities: drunk already (count yourself lucky), second possibility: stone cold sober. By then you find yrslf having extreme compulsive need for alcohol, because if don't drink soon, will maybe get seizure or body will try to extract.I was in similar situation and only thing worked was smoking good amount of cigarettes, smoking hasj ('assie'), drinking two cans of Gordon beer (1 can contains half a liter of disgusting strong alcoholic (11%) beer with fruit taste) and abandoning my friends before I had to join to 'de Cuba or 'den Tam Tam'. After this process you will notice slight amount of wooziness and empty stomach, which can be easily solved by eating 'Julienke' at 'Gouden Saté'. Sheesh! Now you ready to go to train station, catch first train back to place you came from, or second option is to go 'Club Decadance' previously called 'Contrast'. Pay five euro at entrance and goodtogo!

'X' says to her friend: 'God damn, I went to Ghent last night. I felt super anxious, had this weird feeling I was invisible to other people and shit. After that I got completely wasted, I craved for alcohol like a madman.'
'Y' responds: 'Ayooo I heard of this, I think you might have Ghentodobia/Gentodobie!'

by Anonymous Fraud January 14, 2023

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Olga Geico

Are you Olga Geico because you are bad at teaching or are you bad at teaching because you're Olga Geico?

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Olga Geico: I do insurance so you don't do drugs.

Me: Yes

by Playman Cart Guy July 15, 2024

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