Closing the Gap

What happens to a girls thighs when she enters an emotionally secure relationship.

Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...

Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."

by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

gap it down

When you break bread, otherwise known as splitting the profit

Yeah I'll ride with you but you got to gap it down!

by YoungsterMystery May 26, 2022

IQ gap

A difference of at least 20 IQ points between two individuals that makes the discussion between them difficult

Mike: ”Did you talk with Susan?”
Carl: ”Yeah, but it was hard because of the IQ gap”

by sickmofofo March 26, 2022

The Lans Gap

That small triangular area where the windshield wiper couldn't wipe

It's raining, and look at the lans gap in the windshield

by LePost James June 19, 2022

narrow the gap

to bring two things closer together

They say urgent action is needed to narrow the gap between the global elite and the other 99%.

by Toxika April 24, 2016

Cooter Gap

The difference between me and you

Brian: Damn Bryce how can you party that hard?

Bryce: That’s the cooter gap

by The chosen council December 30, 2020

mind the gap

a joke to say to someone with a massive gap between their teeth

Taurian mind the gap lol!

by iMaNiLlUtioN April 2, 2023