the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.

Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future

by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022

That will be a future me problem

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.

Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”

by Hankscolts December 2, 2022

Faith In The Future

Former One Direction member Louis Tomlinson's 2nd studio album that came out on November of 2022. It is vastly different from his debut (Walls) in the best way possible. It has mixes of punk, indie pop, pop and rock genres. Listen to it because it's just that good

Person: whats fitf?
Louie: Louis Tomlinson's album Faith in the Future STREAM IT NOW!!!

by totally not harry styles February 2, 2023

Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version

The theme song of Metal Sonic.

Sonic Fan #1: I love Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version. Can't get enough of the "Hue Hue Hue"
Sonic Fan #2: Personally, I prefer the US Version of Stardust Speedway Bad Future.

Sonic Fan #1 proceeds to give Sonic Fan #2 the beating of a lifetime.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Industrial Society and its Future

The greatest essay ever written.

After reading Industrial Society and its Future, I've been convinced that Ted Kaczynski was right.

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 10, 2023

Hottest person in the world past, present, and future

Justin Watt

I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.

Who? Justin Watt?

by Luckiestgirlever January 31, 2022

phil of the future

A great TV show on Disney starring a very hot, yet short, guy who's name is Phil in the show.

Phil of the future is a good show because Phil is so hot.

by sharter12345 March 30, 2006