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French Revolution

A reference to the use of the guillotine during the French Revolution to describe receiving bad head. It can almost feel like your head is getting chopped off.
Person 1 - “She gave you head last night? How was it?”
Person 2 - “It was French Revolution bro.”
by Goalieking02 August 28, 2022
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ap french

An advanced placement class that high school students take because they've already taken all of the French classes leading up to it, so why not? They are emersed in Francophone culture through small selective articles and are then forced to write essays in French in under an hour, get many points off because when you're writing that fast your brain seems to think it's okay to write j'aimons, instead of j'aime. After an entire year of preparation for an intensive ap exam, a coronavirus appears and the college board decides that the new, shortened, ap exam will be composed entirely of speaking.
More than half the class dropped within the first month of taking AP French.
by Hello234567 April 20, 2020
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french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.
Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.
by ElongD69 November 7, 2017
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Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.
What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.
by Mike Digital March 4, 2019
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french farming

Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.
Bro, do you know where LJ is?

Yeah, he’s over there french farming.
by akeno’ December 9, 2020
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French Relish

In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it
I use dillon forester for French Relish
by Nuttsack69 November 13, 2011
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French buttsex

The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .
agendus gave hera a French buttsex so hard that she propelled to the roof
by Slothy13 November 23, 2016
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