Fetus Penis

1)The act of engaging in vaginal sexual intercourse with an already impregnated woman.

2)Getting your penis all up in that fetus.

3)Poking a baby in the face (with your penis, of course).

John: Yo, Alex did you plow Tiffany last night?

Alex: Hell yah John you know it!

John: Dude, she's four months pregnant with Tim's baby. You got that fetus penis!!!

Alex: Shutup man.

John: Alright, alright............. Fetus penis.

Fetus penis: That shit your daddy probably resorted to.

by The Bananna March 4, 2011

Fetus

A parasite. I'm not even insulting anything here, a fetus is naturally a parasite.

Guy 1: So I heard you and Martha are having a baby?
Guy 2: Yup! She just went in for an ultrasound exam, there's definitely a parasite in her!
Guy 1: You mean a fetus?
Guy 2: It's the same exact thing.

by enigmaticepitaph August 23, 2012

Yeetus my Fetus

If you yeetus that fetus behind you´ll be good cuz to yeetus(throw) thy fetus is to summon the underground demonsofhewigovfhduisc.

Hwuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh

YEETUS THAAAAAAT FETUSSSS

YEETUSSSS ME FETOSIS

YEETUS my FEEEETTUUUUSS

P1: Kill demon child
P2: YEETUS MY FETUS

by Stupidheads to p if isjfjc December 7, 2018

feces

The foul pungent waste matter somtimes looking like a chocolate nut covered brownie that extrudes from your bum sometimes containing kernels of corn.

Whew someone left some feces in that toilet!

by jaz October 27, 2004

Fetus Sandwich

A sandwich that uses the best source of protien in the world.

At the abortion clinic the younger couple where feeling bad for wasting such a life.. So they desided to take the little thing home and make a fetus sandwich out of it... So atleast it had a use.

by FurFur January 27, 2009

harlequin fetus

Overwhelming proof that god does not exist.

i believed in god, until i gave birth to a harlequin fetus

by matt benyo August 21, 2007

feces pieces

The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.

Whatever you do, don't eat the feces pieces from those vending machines.

by jonnywords November 21, 2010