Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack

2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room

3). It is very annoying when other people do it.

4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.

Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits

by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020

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North Farmington High School

A cruel psychological experiment used on innocent children to study emotional patterns, attempting to figure out how fast everyone begins to hate each other and become physically violent.

Fred: “Yo did you see that fight at between those two girls yesterday at B Lunch?”

Matt: “I’m not shocked. It’s North Farmington High School. The experiment must have fucked their minds up.”

by Jewfoo58 October 14, 2021

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farting spell

The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.

That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!

by Woodpimp October 6, 2015

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farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.

by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017

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'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.

Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!

by psdmccartney March 13, 2019

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