poo farmer 

a poo farmer is an odd individual who, in their spare time, collects floating poo's from public toilets, then takes them home to freeze (most likely in a standard household freezer) in order to carry out perverse sexual acts with the frozen poo.
can be spelt poofarmer or poo-farmer

"hey jim do you want to come poo farming tonight?"

"she's weird, she is a poo farmer"

poo farmer by ermatty August 20, 2008

penis farmer 

One who harvests penises.

You're a penis farmer.

penis farmer by Phillip Ercave November 19, 2007

Carpet Farmer

Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.

Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!

Carpet Farmer by Digger October 4, 2006

mullet farmer 

One who is raising young, strong keeper's of the mullet.

That kid's dad is a great mullet farmer.

mullet farmer by eli beckmann February 18, 2005

Biscuit farmer 

A term used on UKChatterbox by the site filter to mask the word TWAT

Oi you Biscuit farmer

Biscuit farmer by Stevie1978 October 17, 2008

taint farmer 

Someone who has such a nasty front butt that you suspect they grow vegetables in their taint.

"Man, that Dean is a taint farmer. His large front butt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint."

taint farmer by Jassbum April 9, 2008

sheep farmer

A guy who convinces a woman to put on wool skirt and sweater and take a drive out to the country with him until they come to a nice pasture with a split-rail fence. He convinces her to put her head through the fence where he bends a board down to trap her head so she’s stuck in the fence in a bent over position. He then pulls up her skirt and fucks her from behind. After he finishes, he strips her naked and pulls out some sheers and shaves her head completely. He then tells the crying woman if she says, “baa” six times he will release her. But when she does, it turns the suck bastard on and he humps her again.

Betty: Why are you wearing a wig?
Veronica: I went out with a sheep farmer last night.
Betty: What's his name?
Veronica: Baaaa-b

sheep farmer by theinstigator June 3, 2016