False bitch

A female who says guys think she's a bitch to make herself look badass, when really they think she's a cowardly poser, not a bitch.

Guy- You ain't no bitch, you're a false bitch, you're posing as a bitch.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

False

If something is false, it isnt made up, its false.

The story wasnt made up, it was bullshit, it was false.

by Solid Mantis July 22, 2020

false autocorrecting

(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector

Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here

stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake

by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

False NATU

When a male fakes ejaculation inside a female during intercourse.

The guy is such a head case. He actually thought that pulling a false NATU on her was a good idea.

by Rawkerz September 28, 2020

false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!

by JLese October 6, 2020

false ten

When someone seems much hotter then they actually are because the other people around are ugly. For example, when you are at work, there's a limited amount of people to look at so the hottest person might seem like a 10 but they are actually a 6 because everyone else you work with is super ugly.

Our gym teacher is a false ten because all of the other teachers I work with are fat and ugly.

by Sisterkdog54 October 19, 2017