fap roll

When you stick your ham inside a bread roll and cream. (cream optional)

Kyle man, last night i made myself a fap roll for dinner.

by Douglas_ August 3, 2006

Fap For Victory

Masturbating because something epic has happened

Tim: "oh my god d legs"
Joe: "are you going to fap for victory?"

by Eric Kumar January 20, 2011

fap dancing

A "classy" term for jerking off.

Rowen: "Cya guys, I gotta go back to my room and go fap dancing."
Michael: "You slut."

by Rowen Tych April 16, 2005

Fap-and-nap

Fap: the computer slang for the sound of a male masturbating
Nap: siesta, or small slumber usually occurs after time of great and strenuous activity...like masturbating.

When you add these two terms together, fap..and..nap, you get the term Fap-and-nap.

It is widely known that after intercourse the male component quickly goes to sleep after ejaculating all over his female lover. Therefore earning the name, "Fap-and-nap."

by rangerrunner11 January 8, 2011

fap on it

the act of fapping before making a tough/thoughtful decsision.

i'm not sure if i should text derpina
better fap on it

by X41 August 2, 2011

Fap patrol

(n) To burst in to anothers room, unannounced, and yell outloud such lines as "FAP PATROL", or "PUT YO' DICK AWAY". When successful, and awkward situation occurs.

My buddy busted into my room and fap patrol'd me successfully, we did not talk for an hour.

by WARBARLARBL September 26, 2009

fap it out

To masturbate when a man gets a boner, but he wasn't particularaly looking to get a boner. So, he must masturbate, or fap, in order to avoid the dreaded blue balls.

I was just watching TV, minding my own business, when I stumbled across a movie set on a beach with a gorgeous blonde, 36-24-36, jogging around in a too-small bikini with her nipples poking out, tits shaking like water balloons. Naturally, I popped a boner. But, since I'm single, there was no one home to satisfy me. Angrily, I said to myself, "I guess I'll have to fap it out. I'm really not in the mood for blue balls tonight."

by The Master of Disguise. March 21, 2011