Definitions by WARBARLARBL

Fap patrol 

(n) To burst in to anothers room, unannounced, and yell outloud such lines as "FAP PATROL", or "PUT YO' DICK AWAY". When successful, and awkward situation occurs.

My buddy busted into my room and fap patrol'd me successfully, we did not talk for an hour.

Fap patrol by WARBARLARBL September 26, 2009