Edward has the cleverest hands and the biggest brain. If you ask real nice, he might give you a mustache ride.
by hypermetamorphic July 9, 2017
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"Hey that guys smoking a bowl."
"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."
"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."
"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."
"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."
by Saul and Dale January 31, 2010
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Character from the anime series Cowboy Bebop. Don't let the name and appearance fool you; Ed is actually a girl. A very hyperactive, happy-go lucky young kid whose antics tend to annoy most of the crew at times, she proves herself to be more than handy to them as an expert hacker.
by Gaaraofthedamned August 18, 2011
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A name often given to penis of such emence proportions that it usually out grows the user. An Edward Powerhouse is named as such due to it's incredible manliness
More often used to state size of phalic objects than to insult somebody who is a massive dick.
More often used to state size of phalic objects than to insult somebody who is a massive dick.
by Chipmunkcheeks November 30, 2010
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Derived from the famous drinking game Edward 40 Hands, this classier spectacle takes place during New Years Eve where inexpensive bottles of the notorious Andre California Champagne are ripe for the picking and replace the standard malt liquor 40 oz.
Strap them to your paws and await the applause.
Strap them to your paws and await the applause.
Broski #1: Yo chief, what're you doing for New Years?
Broski #2: Edward Andre Hands, man. I got 6 bottles for less than ten cents.
Broski #2: Edward Andre Hands, man. I got 6 bottles for less than ten cents.
by Signore January 11, 2008
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