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Equation

Something too hard to solve,
takes too much time.
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO MATH.
"Hey man did you figure out that equation last night?"
by Ebeedubs May 18, 2014
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epication

An epication is a vacation of epic proportions. Standard vacations kneel and weep before the awesomeness that is the epication.
A 3 day cruise to Cabo with house DJs spinning, hot chicas in bikinis, free drinks, and godly hangover food qualifies as an epication. By the way this exists - it's called groove cruise - webceleb.com

A trip to Disneyland with little runts everywhere and the ever present urine odor in the air is not an epication.
by d_artichoke June 18, 2009
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ezhucation

Schoolin'; gettin' your learn on
Me and my bud were in Vegas at 2:00 in the morning and he saw some 'hoes at a bumper and he axed me why there so many pretty girls at such a disreputable bar so late at night. I said he needed to get hisself some ezhucation...
by LeRoy January 12, 2004
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edumacation

What a contemporary college graduate recieves.
"I got me an edumacation at UC."
by rogosan May 4, 2004
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Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.
Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!
by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018
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Edstation

Like babestation but with a gay twist: a boy with huge hair talks all through the night, using inappropriate sex talk, trying to appeal to the female audience, but failing., He Likes bondage.Government and politics , getting told to tuck his shirt in.
Ahh it's 11pm time to tune into Edstation
by ohasnail November 5, 2010
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Equationism

The holy ministry dedicated to the teachings and message of the answer to life, the equation: ( ) ; █
I shall demonstrate how the equation of Equationism leads to the meaning of life!

Take a number, 1456 say.

(14) ; 56
1+4 = 5
5+4 = 9
5+6 = 11!

Therefore, the solution to (14) ; 56 is:

911!

See! Now you see the light!

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The Parable of the Old Man

The word of ( ) ; █. Thanks be to ( ) ; █.

And so the prophet Stavros went to San Fransisco, and on his way he met a man, a poor man dressed in rags. He inquired: "What are you doing here old one?"

The man replied: "Trying to discover the meaning of life."
And so Stavros took his hand, and led him up to the tallest of hills. They looked over the land, scrupulously.
"What am I seeing, oh wise one?" The old man asked. Stavros raised a hand. And with it, a bolt of lightening blessed with the grace of holiness razed the land before them, and carved into the ground: ( ) ; █. The old man stood, amazed.
"This is the meaning of life. All things lead back to ( ) ; █." Stavros said. And before the old man's eyes, a light appeared in the sky.
"This is Stavros, my student, my child. Believe him, and you will live everlasting." And so the old man bowed to his knees, and traced in the dirt: ( ) ; █. And he lived everlasting.

The word of ( ) ; █.
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