Heart Eater

A female or male who you are in love with and they pretend to care about you and uses you but then dumps you or hurt you and then act like you’re the one who fucked shit up

She is a heart eater and doesn’t care about me

by Sad15yearold June 10, 2019

crap eater

a type of bug that eats shit in dumps

Johnny: Mommy, I found a crap eater in the garbage can!
Mom: It's called a maggot! You poop head.

by fatchungus123 August 3, 2019

paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.

“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers”

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”

by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018

pushy eater

1) An incredibly rude dinner guest, who swipes the last piece of food even after stuffing themselves completely

2) A guy or gal that hogs the cooch in a 3-way, and won't allow you to get a lick

3) Someone who breaks in line at a buffet or restaurant

Sandra wouldn't get her face out of my girlfirend's twat long enough for me to get a lick, so I fucked that pushy eater in her ass while she kept munching on cooch!

Or...

That fat cocksucker at Golden Corral bumped me out of the way so she could grab the last piece of Texas Toast! Fuckin pushy eaters...

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.

Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.

by Crunchwaffle April 18, 2017

cornflake eaters

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table

“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 1, 2017

teletubby eater

a teletubby eater is a person who eats teletubbys,

You: Hey theres a new movie called teletubby eater!!

by Lexi the shawty bae December 23, 2020