Boozoo

(Noun.) a child-friendly term for "b*tch"

Johnny (age 5): Mommy! The dog just ate my homework! She's such a b--
Mom: She's such a boozoo!

by fatchungus123 August 04, 2019

crap eater

a type of bug that eats shit in dumps

Johnny: Mommy, I found a crap eater in the garbage can!
Mom: It's called a maggot! You poop head.

by fatchungus123 August 04, 2019

poopyhead

(Noun.) a polite, child-friendly way to say asshole.

Johnny (5 years old): Mom, Bob broke my favorite toy again. He's such an a$$--...
Johnny's Mom: Bob is such a poopyhead!

by fatchungus123 August 04, 2019