Double Dosekeet

Pronounced: "Duh-bell Dose-ski"

Definition: When someone outplays you, leaving you convincingly discombobulated, and mildly upset.

Man, your fucking boy gave me the double dosekeet! Absolutely mangled me, oh my god, I'm rattled.

by AllThatJazzo December 2, 2013

double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.

My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!

by glenzo January 1, 2017

Double Dack

To pull down both the pants and underpants of a victim when dacking them, resulting in maximum embarrassment, or pride, depending on the victim.

He would never recover from the double dacking, but he was still certain it was Cindy seeing it happen that got him laid.

by pr0nstar October 27, 2008

double indemnity

the ONE movie you want to be buried with.

nev: hey rob, what's your double indemnity?
rob: hmmm - tough one - i think ozu's 1953 "tokyo story"

by nebiru100 December 28, 2011

double rodeo

A Double Rodeo is performed by a man and two women. The man lies on his back while one woman rides his cock, the other woman rides his face. Just before he blows his load, he bucks both women off of him and jerks his load off around their necks like a lasso.

Dude, did you hear about Jeff's Double Rodeo last night? He went the full 8 seconds with Bree and Chantal!

by Mr. Libido October 21, 2015

Double Clincher

When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.

I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.

by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009

double pizda

a rare female that has two pussies

pizda derived from the russian word

hater: you're a pizda
me: well you're a double pizda bitch

by madmofo September 28, 2013