dark dicked

(V) the act of getting penetrated, smothered in liquid or just generally violated by a unnaturally dark colored penis

Joe P dark dicked that girl. Was she 18?

by Jumper cables July 30, 2016

Ghost dicked

When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole

Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!

by Spider butthole August 26, 2016

Urban Dicked

When a person looks up a term on urbandictionary.com. Past tense/past participle

My friend said I just Rick rolled him; I didn't know that was a thing, so I urban dicked it

by Morgaine6 December 10, 2016

Billy-Dicked

When you use your dick as a billy club to hurt someone.

Did you hear Jamal billy-dicked Shaniqua! It was crazy, blood everywhere!

by AngriestOldMan April 6, 2017

puke dicked

When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.

Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.

by Big P. Bob November 2, 2017

retro dicked

Sometimes one of the worst decisions you can make.. Also known as hooking up with an ex

Girl I got me retro dicked last night.

by Rincloud January 26, 2018

Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick

Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020