Disasterbate

Verb, To Disasterbate

to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.

Example #1 - Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried everything but it turns out that the plane is going to crash into the mountains.
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*

Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM

by Jouniah January 27, 2011

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Disasterrific

A disastrous event with a positive outcome/result.

After the petrol tanker exploded, it was simply disasterrific that nobody was injured.

by Steve J Hanning March 4, 2007

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Disasterbate

When a hurricane or earthquake hits, death is near, but the opposite sex is far away.

Katrina is cumming. Perfect time to disasterbate.

by TChewy August 13, 2010

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disasterbation

The uncontrollable and critical urge to stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often after an extended period of celibacy (e.g. long road trips spent in shared quarters with family members)

Alan: Hey, man, wanna go grab a few drinks at the pub tonight?

Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!

Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!

by SansFapFlap May 9, 2011

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