meat ditch

A female who tries present herself as someone with character, but is really only interested in getting laid.

"Melanie comes off with a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude with everyone. But at the end of the day she is just another meat ditch."

by sauer power August 9, 2006

datcha

Datcha is a word originally arising from a corruption of the words "that's a". It is a contraction of "that's a" but can be used for other purposes. Other related words are ditcha ("this is a"), dotcha ("that was a"), and detcha ("this was a"). Also used in place of "that" or "that's" (rarely). All forms are interchangable with "an" or "a" (as in "Datcha airplane")

Person 1: Whoa, look! Datcha huge tree!
Person 2: Oh, wow, that is a huge tree!

Person 1: What are we supposed to do for 3 hours?
Person 2: Ditcha stupid (referring in this case not to "this is a stupid" but instead "this is stupid")

Person 1: What's that empty lot?
Person 2: Dotcha bookstore, but they tore it down.

Person 1: What are these layers of rock for?
Person 2: Detcha big old hill, but they blew it up.

by Flameviper August 25, 2006

ditch life

something you say to someone when they commit an act of "ditching" you. when they leave you stranded, when they make fun of you, when they do anything not in your favour basically.

*zafar leaves bobby at the movies with no ride home*

bobby: "DITCH LIFEEEE"
zafar: "ogiogiogioigogioi"

by DLMASTER2 June 7, 2009

Ditch Drunk

when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.

Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch

by Billy Masila January 28, 2009

Ditchknob

A name you call someone when they say something downright idiotic.

idiotic person: dude, i found a 15 dollar bill yesterday

response: you're a ditchknob

by iliketodanse December 2, 2010

Ditch Witch

A generally displeasing and annoying person. Someone who believes they are better than the actually are. They are so unworthy that they don't practice witchcraft in a home, but in a ditch.

Pat needs to get over himself and stop acting like a ditch witch.

by Piper Marie January 10, 2020

The Ditch

The drainage ditch next to Lehigh Valley Hospital where everyone skates. And sometimes fights break out, and people get shot.

"Yo, man, tomorrow is ditch day, be at the ditch at 1!"

by Southsidex3life September 3, 2007