Brown Dalmation

When you ass fuck a chick, pull out and then use your cock to paint shit-dots on her face, like a dalmation.

Pamela turned around just as Johnson pulled his cock from her ass and greeted her with a Brown Dalmation.

by Louis Johnson November 8, 2006

Hail Damage

An excessive amount of cellulite on a woman's ass and thighs that resembles a dented hood of a car after a hail storm. The visual is most common to that of a golf ball which is uniformly dented and pock marked. This is frequently seen on women who usually don't exercise and try to cover up the hail damage with tight jeans that barely fit. These women are also referred to as "skinny fat".

I thought she had a good body until she took her pants off. It really looked like she had some serious hail damage on her ass and thighs.

by iamlegend76 July 29, 2012

Damaged

drunk; wasted; how you would describe yourself the night before, the day after a night of drinking.

"damn last night was mad fun, i was so damaged!"

by QueenMouth January 16, 2009

damaged goods

Someone who has been married and divorced several times.

That guy has is damaged goods.

by Roseanne April 13, 2006

DaMan

Holy mother fucker! This guy is fucked up. Just read his posts.

DaMan is a fucking fucktard who needs a life.

by FUCKYOU October 13, 2003

Ring Damage

When your wife trie to give you a handjob but her diamond ring is turned around backward on her finger and it scratches your dick.

I was no longer in the mood for a handjob after my wife inflicted some serious ring damage to my dick. But I got over it and came on her hair for revenge.

by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016

Property Damage

just some things blm does

whats blm doing? - just some property damage

by ii_Forte April 17, 2021