double standardised

In essence, a nicer term for someone who is a hypocrite, or is being hypocritical. Comes from 'double standards'.

I prefer the term "double standardised".

by hauntson September 23, 2010

Double Rods

Double birds. Extending two middle fingers. Used as a greeting by fans of Houston's KGOW 1560 AM.

Hey Sean & John, long-time listener, 1st-time caller. Double rods!

by stevo642 October 1, 2010

Double Dick Surprise

A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.

Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!

by fireaway12 December 17, 2010

double nap

A double nap is when you have one nap. Wake up, move place, then nap again. Possibly the best thing to do on a lazy afternoon.

Hey mate, how was your afternoon?

Best ever. I had a double nap - one after the other!

by reedymetal May 9, 2011

Double Dookie

1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.

2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.

1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.

2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.

by peezdets October 31, 2011

Double my ballsack

When someone is manhandling your balls by sensuously licking and massaging at the same time

One time at band camp I had this girl double my ballsack.

Your mom just got done doubling my ballsack!

This guy on ebay just told me "Double my bawlsack homo" gross!

by thatsme67 February 14, 2012

Double Plumsey

Two of something rare in a row (either good or bad).

A: "Did you see that guy who got stuck by lightning two days in a row?"
B: "Poor guy, a lightning double plumsey is bad luck."

A: "I was playing poker last night and I got a full house."
B: "Nice."
A: "Yeah, and then I got another full house straight after!"
B: "No way?! Double plumsey."

by Wario P@ June 27, 2012