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doug stanhope

Stand up comedian often compared to the late, great Bill Hicks. Stanhope differs in a number of ways however.

Stunningly, he is actually MORE shocking than Hicks, with arguably a less-political message. This doesn't do the man justice however. He has an incredibly active mind, and superb delivery as well as being incredibly funny.

Less insightful than Hicks perhaps, but if anything, he is funnier.

Also a one time presenter of the Man Show with Joe Rogan which Stanhope himself openly describes as being solely for 'shameless financial gain'.

Also due to run for president of the United States as the candidate for the Libertarian party in 2008.
"They shouldn't be able to teach religion until you're 18 years old and you know what? It'd be a whole different world because if they weren't pushing that shit into your head while it was still soft you'd never buy it"

"If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?"

-doug stanhope
by Wilkov November 22, 2006
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Douchability

The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.
That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010
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Max Doughies

The art of doing burnouts in your car or motorbike
Kev was doing max doughies in the gravel and shit, outside Lidcombe Station
by MrBigglesworth78 October 13, 2008
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Douchebilly

A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!
My ex-husband is a real douchebilly
by muleymomma February 2, 2010
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doughed

adj. - high, stoned, ripped off marijuana. feeling "dough-like" when you're extremely under the influence of marijuana.
Chris: "Dude I'm pretty stoned right now. How are you feeling?"

Andy: "Man I'm doughed!"
by Gaat317 May 4, 2010
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douzat

Probably the most powerful and mysterious anomaly ever conceived (and yet, not conceived). Feared by many, due to the strangely described occurrences of spontaneous combustion upon conception of the mere thought of its being.

The power of this so-called "phenomenon" was said to have been harnessed by a clan of individuals who took on the name. Many are said to have fallen to their will. Some who possess a similarly spelled last name are randomly and inexplicably absorbed into the body of individuals--never having known to have had a different name.

Much is unknown in consideration of this realm of mystery. Most have described it as better left alone.
eternal
untouchable
explode
nova
void
terrifying
douzat
by lonferlez August 19, 2010
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Double Mega Tsunami Nunga

Verb: The act of using one's hands to force the nungas of a female upwards so that they thrash around violently when released.
Jackie double mega tsunami nunga-ed Nitasha's large breasts.
by LaquishaJonesDeVon January 8, 2011
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