Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020

Discover

A credit card which most stores within the US now accept, but usually has a tiny credit limit.

They used to be a decent credit card company with generous credit limits and various purchase protections and deals alongside its good customer service, but now that is all in the past and they are behind even Capital One.

My Discover card I had since 2018 finally went from a limit of $250 to $1000 in 2022, so I went to the audio/video store to buy an LED TV.

The store took my Discover card, but a week later I changed my mind and decided to get a refund, only for the store to tell me "that's too bad". I called up Discover and they also told me "too bad, we haven't offered refund protection since 2018".

Now there's a broken TV in my spunk dungeon.

by Leonid117 January 29, 2022

Posttraumatic Trump Disorder

A mental disorder characterized by an overarching sense of dread, anticipatory nausea, and hypervigilance to the possibility of war brought on by the vocal intonations and irrational statements made by the 45th U.S. President.

As I listen to the A.G.’s denuded summary of the Special Counsel’s Report, I realize I have developed a full-blown case of Posttraumatic Trump Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

disbeliever

An individual that will never become a believer no matter how many facts or any amount of evidence that is placed in front of them.

There could be a yeti or bigfoot in a cage right in front of their eyes but a disbeliever would still try to explain it away.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

Symbiosis Discord

Symbiosis discord is like a huge echo chamber with soccer moms,
who gossip about material they have no idea about and gatekeep the shit out of everything.

"MAN EVERYTHING AFTER 2020 SUCKS MAN NOT REAL JEDAII OMG, all a bunch of newbies" - Symbiosis Discord Member
"HAHAH DID YOU SEE THIS GUY OMG WHY DID PEOPLE HATE ON HITLER??? WTF SUCH SOFTIES I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED BUT I HAVE TO AMPLIFY THIS ECHO CHAMBER ON WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID " - Symbiosis Discord Member

by TRUEJEDAIIMEMBERNOTANEWBIE! March 28, 2022

Disposable Music

noun - Disposable Music is music that is considered "hot" for a few weeks and then forgot about a year later. This music is commonly heard on the radio and is a top-seller on iTunes for a short period of time.

Chris: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga song? It's an instant hit!

Bradley: No, I don't listen to disposable music, I listen to real music, which never becomes old.

by Big Been April 19, 2010

Dislashmoofed

The best word of any language in the history of the universe or multiverse or parallel universes (whichever theory you subscribe to).

P1: The disease is incurable.
P2: Well not entirely... DISLASHMOOFED!!!
Patient: *cured**finds meaning of life*
Patient: *becomes immortal**travels time*

by Absolute_meme_power November 16, 2018