hands on deck

someone who can fight. the type of person who'll knock ya ass out in a fight.

Try me if you want shawty, i got hands on deck.

by Ansia August 18, 2008

cold deck

(n) In poker, a deck of cards that a player feels is not yielding an average number of playable hands.

"I'm not sure if it's a cold deck or I suck, but I can't win a hand tonight!"

by Coell May 14, 2005

Top Deck

To defecate into the cistern of a toilet

"I just top decked my stepfather's toilet"

by skegger March 26, 2005

Tech Deck Titties

Tits that have an odd vert ramp shape to them.

Those would look nice if they weren't all tech deck titties

by JohnBobSexiPants October 8, 2008

on deck

to be the next or newest big thing. it comes from a double reference: it is a bastardization of "on point" which means on top of things, with a baseball on-deck circle. in baseball, the on deck circle is where the next batter stands while he waits for his turn to bat. hence, the next big thing is "on deck."

1. yo, those boots are booty.
2. nah, man, these are on deck.

by sonique tooth August 10, 2004

Flight Deck

Hitting it doggy style while drinking a flight of craft beers off of your partners back. Bonus points if you make airplane noises.

Her ass is wide as a ship, hope she doesn't mind if I turn her back into a Flight Deck!

by Rim Tobbs August 19, 2020

batting in the upper deck

Having intercourse with a female's chest area.

I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.

by superman111 October 27, 2012