drunk as Cooter Brown

Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!

Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.

by freemason November 10, 2007

cooterville

A redneck domicile or place of residence. Commonly referring to a mobile home or cheap run-down apartment.

When I rounded the corner and spotted the rusty red pickup, I knew I had arrived in Cooterville.

by G Clancy December 14, 2005

cactus cooter

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

by jacob sangchang January 13, 2009

Phoenix Coyotes

The Phoenix Coyotes are an amatuer hockey team located in Glendale Arizona. The Coyotes pathetic fan support is overshadowed only by their absolutely feeble on ice performance that often makes intelligent hockey fans wonder if they are supposed to be an actual NHL team. The Coyotes also serve as a drain on the league, with their nearly inexistant fan support they contribute virtually nothing to the NHL yet still take a piece of the money respectable franchises work hard to earn. Recently Canadian billionaire offered to put an end to the Coyotes suffering and move the team to Hamilton Ontario. In order to combat this Coyote "fans" held a rally that drew roughly 200 people who basically just stood there. The Winnipeg Jets who became the Phoenix Coyotes in 96 held a similar rally and since Winnipeg is a real hockey town with real hockey fans the rally was attended by roughly 40, 000 people. Simply put, the Coyotes need to stop dragging the NHL down and move to either Winnipeg or Hamilton end of story.

The crap i took this morning has more talent than the Phoenix Coyotes

by thecoyotesareajoke June 5, 2009

coyote girl

When you wake up the next morning and she's sleeping on your arm so you gnaw your arm off rather than wake her up

by Doug August 13, 2003

double coyote

after performing the coyote to get away from a nasty woman (chewing off your arm so as not to awaken her) you have to chew off your other arm so that she won't immediately recognize you.

by bill clinton November 7, 2003

Cooter

synonym for vagina

ow, I just got kneed in the cooter!

by c.steelfox March 11, 2009