Cookbook

A book brought over by the aliens to Earth. Originally treated as if it were to help man and when the title was discovered to be "To Serve Man". When later translated it was discovered to be a cookbook. These events only happened after we put our full trust into the aliens.

Juliet: "Mr. Chambers, NO! Don't get on that ship, the book, i translated it. Its... Its a cookbook!"

by BearMan74 March 13, 2008

kiss the cook

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.

What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

chooker

Someone who exemplifies all the qualities typically associated with people who carry themselves without any taste or class or tact. Also applies to someone who enthusiastically subscribes to the working class, or street thug lifestyle. The word originates from Pacheco, a dowtrodden suburb of Concord, CA. Often the term is used by upwardly mobile snobby types who want to discreetly mock those in their midst who they view as below them in the social order.

Check out that total chooker at the bar, smoking her Marlboro Lights 100s. Not only are her acid wash jeans painted on, but I bet she left the T-Tops on her Trans-Am tonite because she didn't want to mess up her feathered, Aquanet hair.

by Pat Rick Bateman February 15, 2006

Clook

Word for the male genetalia.
Heard in the amazing Harry Potter fanfic "my immortal".

“Why are you doing this?” Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

by LeakyFlask May 2, 2011

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is not remotely funny, yet his extreme body language appeals to a surprisingly large audience. He is obnoxious and unable to string together logical bits of humor. A man of Italian-Irish heritage, somehow Cook was selected to host Saturday Night Live (2005) and was given a Comedy Central Special (2000).

I can recall being in a room full of people rolling over laughing as Dane Cook pretended to be a spitting alien.

by Adam Foster July 29, 2008

sock cooker

shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity

oh yeah baby, cook my socks

by mike read August 13, 2003

Cooke's Law

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.

Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"

by AitkenRandy June 18, 2006