cry pillow

When someone offloads all their emotional baggage onto you. They are using you as their cry pillow when they should be flinging themselves onto their bed and crying into a pillow like a little child.

My best friend called me and started to unload all of her problems as if I were her cry pillow.

by sonofbaconator March 14, 2015

crying fish

a crying fish is the reason why the ocean is salty because tears are like 80% salt it was orginally joey centeno cuz of the lip ring it hella looks like a fish hook but now its arun croll

arun is a CRYING FISH!

by Melissa Bot V. 1.0 March 17, 2005

the ugly cry

The type of crying that can be seen on most reality television shows. This cry is notorious for being very teary, loud and embarrassing. The crier tends to make odd facial expressions, sob loudly and hiccup. This cry is called ugly because it occurs at bad moments and makes the person look like they are having a terrible breakdown. Usually, they are experiencing a broken heart, lots of stress or sudden shock.

Person 1: Did you see the Bachelor last night? That one girl did the ugly cry because she got kicked off!
Person 2: No, but I ugly cried the other day because my dog ran away. Everyone saw me cry too!
Person: I hate to ugly cry in front of others. It makes me look so odd!

by deejpeach October 29, 2012

Crying In Quietly

The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.

Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.

by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

The Crying Pigeon

when one pulls their ball sack over their asshole and farts on it

i love how the crying pigeon sounds

by the Sir Holy Diver January 19, 2010

CRYING ROPER

To bust a viscous load while in tears.

"Hey did to you here that Austins girlfriend broke up with him? I bet he's busting off some crying ropers"

by Footpucci October 19, 2020

Crying Obsidian

Crying Obsidian is a fictional block in the game Minecraft by Mojang Studios. It has a texture similar to that of normal Obsidian, but with purple tones and it gives off small purple particles, similar to those given off by Mycelium (grey), Podzol, (brown), and all living Coral blocks (blue). it can be found in portal ruins and bastion remnants, and can be crafted into a Respawn Anchor, the recipe for it is: 6 Crying Obsidian and 3 Glowstone. It can be charged with Glowstone and can be used, when charged, to set the player's spawn in the Nether Dimension. Crying Obsidian gives off a light level of 10, and is impervious to explosions.

"I found some Crying Obsidian in that portal ruin over there!"

by anonymous September 22, 2020