Cromber

A lazy, grumpy male who frequents the common room in sixth form colleges. The aforementioned male is said to resemble a teddy bear and hence his name is sometimes splet Crom-bear. The Cromber enjoys all sports but some of the Cromber's faviroute sports include: Rugby League, Football, Darts and Formula One. When the Crom-bear hibernates during the winter months he surrounds himself with duvets and will watch any sport being played on the television, with the exception of Rugby Union which makes the Cromber violently ill. If Rugby Union is being played then the Cromber will watch Sky Sports News until a more suitable sport begins.

Observationalist: Has a wild Snorlax just appeared?

Anthropologist: No, don't be foolish its just a sleeping Cromber!

Observationalist: Oh, should we wake him?

Zoologist: That wouldn't be wise, he'll rip your head off.

by Conor Smith March 19, 2010

crob

An ethnic slur that describes the Chinese people in the same way as chink.

Kenny is a crob who eats sticky rice with a shovel.

by Dayringer August 8, 2005

crouchy

A ginger haired man, that is of the pale persuasion.

Thomas Crouchy, Marine Commando.

by Jimbobgrandmaster August 27, 2007

Croucher Humour

The lowest form of lame humour. The kind of humour only funny to one self.

"I've been told i lost weight." Croucher-"Where did you lose it"

croucher humour

by croucherhumour February 18, 2010

anti-crombieist

Someone who ignorantly hates abercrombie and fith and co. (abercrobmie kids, Hollister) for dumb reasons such as "it's too expensive" (it's not), "it's lame, everyone wears it", etc. Just because you don't like it and wouldn't wear it doesn't mean you have to trash it and hate on it. It's just clothes, don't like it deal, don't complain!

Also someone who insists on saying "ambercrombie" there is no M

to see prime examples of anti-crombieists check the tags

anti-crombieist: "Abercrombie is so dumb, only stuck up snobs wear it!"

prep: "Quit hating, I don't trash your hot topic clothes! You have your style and I have mine.

by xx3VanityKills March 31, 2006

crobain

A crobain is typically someone who no-one talks to. Crobain's in their nature tend to have no friends.

M1)Mate, whats up with that guy?

M2)Hes a crobain dude.

M1)Oh.

by aikon2009 March 10, 2009

Coub

Someone who can't text/type for shit.

Bella's texting game is trash. She is such a coub.

by Tiny Timmy toes May 5, 2017