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A lazy, grumpy male who frequents the common room in sixth form colleges. The aforementioned male is said to resemble a teddy bear and hence his name is sometimes splet Crom-bear. The Cromber enjoys all sports but some of the Cromber's faviroute sports include: Rugby League, Football, Darts and Formula One. When the Crom-bear hibernates during the winter months he surrounds himself with duvets and will watch any sport being played on the television, with the exception of Rugby Union which makes the Cromber violently ill. If Rugby Union is being played then the Cromber will watch Sky Sports News until a more suitable sport begins.
Observationalist: Has a wild Snorlax just appeared?

Anthropologist: No, don't be foolish its just a sleeping Cromber!

Observationalist: Oh, should we wake him?

Zoologist: That wouldn't be wise, he'll rip your head off.
Cromber by Conor Smith March 19, 2010
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cr·um·berg krum-burr-g

Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
Crumberg by ShantaHater May 16, 2014
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A male who long dicks a female and bruises her vagina. Also known as the vagina slayer
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A person who, despite thinking otherwise, has no natural talent in any ground whatsoever.
"Can he rap?"
"Nah never he's a total crobber"
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Crumber originates from Bussyland on Obamacraft, when a high-ranking admin accidentally said crumber instead of crumble.

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When Chronic tries to be an anime villain but fails ultimately by one spelling mistake.
person 1: "bro be careful we might crumber"
person 2: "oh no"
crumber by technebun February 25, 2022

Crumbers 

-Paige: so sad
-doska: crumbers!
Crumbers by OPAdoska July 23, 2021
another word for cringe
person 1 “you’re so chomber bro”
person 2 “:(“
chomber by pog63837518 September 9, 2023
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