Cromber

A lazy, grumpy male who frequents the common room in sixth form colleges. The aforementioned male is said to resemble a teddy bear and hence his name is sometimes splet Crom-bear. The Cromber enjoys all sports but some of the Cromber's faviroute sports include: Rugby League, Football, Darts and Formula One. When the Crom-bear hibernates during the winter months he surrounds himself with duvets and will watch any sport being played on the television, with the exception of Rugby Union which makes the Cromber violently ill. If Rugby Union is being played then the Cromber will watch Sky Sports News until a more suitable sport begins.

Observationalist: Has a wild Snorlax just appeared?

Anthropologist: No, don't be foolish its just a sleeping Cromber!

Observationalist: Oh, should we wake him?

Zoologist: That wouldn't be wise, he'll rip your head off.

by Conor Smith March 19, 2010

Crumberg

cr·um·berg krum-burr-g

Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.

Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"

by ShantaHater May 16, 2014

Cromer

A male who long dicks a female and bruises her vagina. Also known as the vagina slayer

She got the cromer affect

by 360D June 6, 2018

Crobber

A person who, despite thinking otherwise, has no natural talent in any ground whatsoever.

"Can he rap?"
"Nah never he's a total crobber"

by yomanamesjoe April 14, 2010

crumber

Crumber originates from Bussyland on Obamacraft, when a high-ranking admin accidentally said crumber instead of crumble.

or

When Chronic tries to be an anime villain but fails ultimately by one spelling mistake.

person 1: "bro be careful we might crumber"
person 2: "oh no"

by technebun February 25, 2022

Crumbers

Noun
An exclamation

-Paige: so sad
-doska: crumbers!

by OPAdoska July 23, 2021

chomber

another word for cringe

person 1 “you’re so chomber bro”
person 2 “:(“

by pog63837518 September 9, 2023