calculator

The most useful tool included with microsoft windows when running in scientific mode. It can be used to convert any number into a different number format. It also does maths commands quite well.

Microsoft calculator comes in handy when writing numbers in binary or hexadecimal notation.

by Once I killed a gopher with a stick June 20, 2006

calciplication

1.When you need a calculator to do multiplication.

2.To turn something into a calculator

Jim: "Just because I'm random and I'm a dumshit like that, how many days are in a decade?" Dan: "That's a tough one, I guess I'll have to break out the ancient art form known only as calciplication, in order to solve this riddle" Jim: "O.K. I take it back, you're the dumshit"

by The Faub December 7, 2010

Calcium

A fake element

"Calcium is not real"

by Xoren April 14, 2022

Calc 2

The ultimate filter class. By passing this class you automatically become superior to all humanities and business graduates. "All men are created equal" is bullshit when some know how to integrate and others don't.

Chad: "Hey Becky, I just graduated in business, wanna hang out?"
Becky: "Eww no, I'm going out with Brian, he passed Calc 2, now I'll get a McDouble and a medium fries."
Brian: "Get lost loser, I'm an engineer" *drives off in Lamborghini*

by ifuckinghatebusinessgrads November 3, 2022

Calcium's Execution Day

2 days after Calcium's Demotion Day, He was found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by hanging.

The date of the execution was May 8th 2023 and will be celebrated as a national holiday.

Have you seen Calcium's Execution Day?

Yea it was brutal but he deserved being hanged

by ILoveDoggos May 8, 2023

Calculator People

The majority of Asian people or a person who is speedy and quick at math.

Look at those Calculator People eating a bowl of rice.

by Yeeperboi69 July 13, 2023

Infinity Calculator

Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.

Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?

Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.

Brendan: What? Where's that?

Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!

by whatahw January 2, 2010