Crazing

When your craving for a certain food drives you so crazy that you can't think of anything else all day. A combination of the root words crave and crazy.

"Why did Jim have to come back to his desk with a BBQ sandwich? Great, now I'll be crazing one all day."

by motherhoodintheraw April 9, 2012

croaking the frog

to grab your girlfriends twat so hard she groans

im gona start croaking the frog watch

by trilobite3 December 2, 2014

Craming

Usually prefaced with "is this" craming is an unrelateable shit Snapchat meme which was only popular with it's creator. The meme is a nonsensical rip off of the "is this a pigeon" meme nonsensical due to it's lack of understanding of the source material making the meme make no sense.

Is this Craming?

by EB21456 June 13, 2018

Cracking open a cold one with the boys

When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.

"Hey, you able to hang out this weekend?"
"Sure, we'll be Cracking open a cold one with the boys."

by Sataniel00 January 8, 2021

Attention craving whore

Contrary to what most people think they are, attention craving whores/bastards can be male OR female. A common noticeable trait is a general lack of interest by their own parents. Thanks to mom and and dad not giving a shit, ordinary people have to deal with them IRL or on teh internet. Guilty of spending too much time copying what "works" instead of developing their own personal qualities.
Noticeable symptoms BE noticeable : no personality, no imagination, despicable sense of humor, generally boring, spend waaaaayy to much time figuring what is LULZ enducing when they don't even know WTF LULZ even means. Driven by the motivation of copying everything that gets thumbs up on teh internet, even to the point point of impersonating people they can't even figure out. The worst kinds even post their own botched up photos because they are sincerely convinced someone will give a shit, even though mom and dad stopped caring 20 years ago when they bought the new Mac ripoff. Generally think they are "special", even though lacking the meaning of imagination. Most often then not put their hands on automated software like Photoshop or Reason and post the awful results shamelessly on social networks, thinking they are "artists" while their hollow shells mass up to buy more bigmacs. And still fucking complain. To sum it up, sad empty people you have to help/avoid, but life is hard as it is and not everyone is mother Theresa.

Attention craving whores still think marketing driven "music" and "movies" are actually good.

by Spyan November 3, 2012

Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.

Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017

Face-cracking

This is when you've done everything you possibly can on your facebook account hours ago but still stayed up to the wee hours of the morning to the point that all the words blur and your dailies are able to be collected all over again.

"Why are you so tired?"

"I was face-cracking all night"

by TornOpen February 18, 2010