tow the corporate line

Somebody who thinks anything that corporate thinks of is the greatest idea. One who acts as the mouthpiece for a company that really sucks.

Jerry used to be one of us but now all he does is tow the corporate line.

by hotrear August 25, 2010

Corporate Toast

A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.

So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.

This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.

by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009

Corporate Rain Dance

When it starts raining and everyone prairie dogs above their pod walls to stare hopelessly at the rain as if they've never been outside or experienced rain before.

Weather dictates a corporate rain dance around noon today.

by T2kizz January 10, 2014

10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass

When an alternative rock band, once hitting it fairly big due with an original sound, sells out out to a more pop-y sound to sustain fame

Disturbed's old albums were amazing, but their new stuff has totally joined the 10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass

by JenJen2.0 October 24, 2010

Corporate Hole

A person in the employ of a large or opulent corporation who is overly ambitious, blindly loyal to their company, and/or dismissive to others. Corporate Holes are generally rude, flaunt an air of entitlement, and have little regard for anyone unless they meet a need/desire to further the corporate hole's career or status. Corporate holes are generally freshly hired MBAs aspiring to climb the social ladder.

I was in line at the grocery store when some corporate hole making a deal on the cell phone cut in front of me and pretended he didn't see me standing there.

by bk3 May 23, 2007

Corporate Dementia

A temporary form of amnesia where a corporate employee retains no knowledge of previous conversations (particularly when involving benefits to underlings).

Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.

Example #1:

Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."

Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."

Example #2:

Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."

by Stephanie Tool March 13, 2008

corporation

Noun. An ingenious device to aquire personal wealth
without personal responsibility.

The name at the bottom or top edge of your monitor.

Corporations are everywhere!

by Dakka-Mek February 20, 2014