Climaxing the corporate ladder

To get promoted up by getting into bed / sleeping with the bosses

Female Employee 1: Diana just got promoted to managing director!

Female Employee 2: Wow she's really climbing the corporate ladder.
Female Employee 3: Yea more like CLIMAXING the corporate ladder! She's the company Slut!

by nypaliguy June 28, 2010

corporate

Anyone thing or person that does not titalate your interest, something that is mundane, boring or even negative. Possibly something that takes too much attention or problem-solving skills to complete.

"That job you got has no zing to it, it's just plain corporate."

by jeredh January 10, 2009

Corporate American

A male between the ages of 23-28 who is still looking for a wife, hot, sophisticated, and wears a suit out to the bar to attract the attention of younger females.

Has a blackberry in one hand, drink in the other. Only drinks bottled beers.

Renee: Do you see that Corporate American over there?
Mandy: Yea, let's go talk about the economy with them and hope to become the younger wife of a fine corporate catch.

by PatriceBergeron April 6, 2010

corporate bot

Someone who works a nine to five for a corporation. Most work downtown in big building and are a slave to the system. While at work most corporate bots choose to play online Wheel of Fortune or other similar computer games. Also most corporate bots love to get tanked at happy hour.

Driving at five sucks because all these corporate bots back up I-15 like a mother fucker.

Damn, that corporate bot is fucking hammered.

by UTcrony420 March 4, 2009

Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.

After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

Corporatia

The pathologic incubator that is modern corporate America.

And that's not all folks... Just a few quick months in Corporatia completely dessicated my soul!

by Jacques Stocken Berrelle September 24, 2010

corporatalkracy

Any corporate bulls**t or double speak that rambles on and on and has essetially no substance, answers no questions, and makes no committments.

I was stuck on another conference call this morning and Jim wasted an hour with more of his corporatalkracy.

I tried to get some custromer service but all I got was corporatalkracy.

by irish jimmy jam February 7, 2013