Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.

Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”

by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025

Colombian Fingertrap

As someone is about to fart, plug their asshole with your finger, as instinct they will clench; thus leaving your finger in a stinky, Colombian Fingertrap.

Works best after eating colombian food For colombian farts

Can you Colombian Fingertrap me

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025

Colombian Snowplough

When you rack up a line of cocaine on a girls ass but she farts before you get to sniff it and you end up with a face full of snow

I made a big line of coke on her ass last night but she farted before I sniffed it.

What happened?

My face was white and it looked like a colombian snowplough had gone past me

by The Plumber Jezza J August 29, 2025

Colombian Courtesy

Giving a friend or stranger a bump of cocaine with no expectation of anything in return

"You want a bump mate?"
"Sure mate"
"No worries, just a little Colombian courtesy"

by TFCKT November 17, 2025

Colombian brain basher

The act of putting a line of Colombian bam bam sauce (or cocaine) on your penis, then a girl snorts it off then you proceed to hit her head with your penis

Last night I gave my wife a concussion after we did the Colombian brain basher

by Powdered crack rocks November 18, 2025

Colombian Roulette

When you buy a bag from a new plug for the first time and someone gotta be the “is it fentanyl” guinea pig.

Mr. Mike is really down for everything. He doesn’t even mind playing Colombian Roulette for us.

by MaddieLoverBabyGoat December 10, 2025

Colombia

place. Delightful land composed of a decidedly odd combination of foetid swamp and needlessly pointy mountains that, after a few millennia spent as a bottleneck for migratory aboriginal land speculators, became first a slave-state for predatory europeans and then a front for drug runners intent on destroying a much better country far to the north. A version of football is popular in the flatter bits of the country but a lack of centre backs with any sense of vision and a mandatory death sentence for keepers mishandling the ball has hampered Colombia’s progress on the international stage. Recent events in neighbouring Venezuela have prompted discussions amongst the top leaders centring on the feasibility of following the lead of the ancient wayfarers and moving the entire population and all their assets south into sparsely-settled Ecuador.

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If Venezuela becomes the 51st state could Colombia become the 2nd Puerto Rica?

by gnostic3 January 9, 2026