by funny_Phish July 20, 2020
Get the Second-hand concussion mug.This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.
Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
Get the Hoppel snatch confusion mug.A document that summarizes another document, however, the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.
P1: I read the principal points & conclusions memo which said there were no grounds for dismissal?
P2: Oh jeez! You cant read a document summarizing another document because on occasion the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.
P1: What! No! There were no ground for dismissal.
P2: Sure. However, the four hundred page report says otherwise.
P2: Oh jeez! You cant read a document summarizing another document because on occasion the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.
P1: What! No! There were no ground for dismissal.
P2: Sure. However, the four hundred page report says otherwise.
by MD451 May 23, 2023
Get the Principal Points & Conclusions mug.Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
Get the Post-Nut Confusion mug.The ultimate cheat code for physics: turning anything into anything else with 100% efficiency and zero waste. This isn't recycling; it's the literal, atom-by-atom deconstruction of a pile of garbage and its perfect reassembly into a steak dinner, a diamond, or a starship part, using the exact same raw material (E=mc² energy requirements notwithstanding). It’s the replicator from Star Trek, the endpoint of nanotechnology, and the death knell for all scarcity-based economics. If you have energy and a matter source (like, say, random asteroids), you have everything.
*Example: "The colony ship doesn't carry spare parts; it has a lossless matter conversion bay. A broken thruster gets fed in, the atoms are scrambled, and out comes a new thruster, a medical kit, and a fresh batch of coffee, all from the same base matter. It just costs a solar system's worth of energy to run."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
Get the Lossless Matter Conversion mug.You though I was talking about YOU (Singlular/Localized/That Specific One) and are conflating the broad conceptual YOU (People in the abstract) or what I am saying applied to YOU in which case it would be (Peripheral/Incidental) YOU or I was speaking propositionally in which case what I'm saying relates to the person issuing the proposition but isn't necessarily directed at the person theme. Additionally, I am the I to whom I am referring when I write and, therefore, the intersubjective you would not apply to me.
Hym Iam "You have pronoun confusion. I probably did that wrong. That's why we need Genjustsu no Doki. That should fix that immediately."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2026
Get the You have pronoun confusion mug.The rhetorical trap of demanding that your opponent reach a conclusion with a level of certainty, completeness, or finality that is literally unattainable in any human discourse. It's the opposite of jumping to conclusions—instead of accepting flimsy evidence as sufficient, it rejects all evidence as insufficient unless it meets impossible standards. In online debates, this fallacy appears when someone demands "absolute proof" of a historical event, "100% certainty" about a scientific finding, or "complete information" before any conclusion can be drawn. The goal isn't to find truth but to create an epistemic black hole where no conclusion can ever escape. It's a metafallacy because it abuses the legitimate principle of "don't jump to conclusions" to justify never concluding anything at all.
Example: "He demanded I provide every single vote count from the 1876 election before I could claim it was contested—a perfect Fallacy of Impossible Conclusions designed to make historical consensus forever unreachable."
by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026
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