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Barefoot Contessa

1. An epicure extraordinare demonstrating tasteful fancy fare in a FAMILY RAINBOW sort of way East Hampton style.
Ina Garten weekdays on FoodNetwork as The Barefoot Contessa.
by JayVaBeach August 11, 2007
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Cuntest

A person who is a jerk to others. Mostly found in the hood. Steals crack and cocaine livin' in the hood. Stealin' yo drinks and KFC.
Dawg, the motherfukr is a cuntest you kno what am sayin'.
by AverageJoe1219 June 2, 2018
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Conestoga High School

my alma mater...as long as i can remember, our slogan has been "welcome to Conestoga High School, where the grades are high, and the kids are higher." also known as Conestoners, and/or Stoga Stoners. i graduated a bit ago but still love that high school in Berwyn, PA, just outside of Philly. when i was there, there were literally no rules, the teachers were super chill, and everyone got along except for the silly fights. most of my fellow alumni are progressive and kind. idk what happened after i left, but when i was there, it was the best high school a lil stoner girl like me could ask for. go Pioneers, class of 2013!
"Oh you went to Stoga, as in Conestoga High School?! You guys really know how to get down. The last Stoga kid i met smoked all my weed and stole my ma's Oxy script! Best day i ever had."
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
by schmokey February 3, 2021
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Nasal Congestion

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.
Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.
by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019
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kids content

its so scary it makes momo look like an off-brand action toy
What are you watching mate?

Person 2: kids content
Person 1: go to hell
by fortnite go brr brr September 27, 2020
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Shock Content

Any type of image, video, gif or content made or shared to disturb, disgust and traumatize the viewer. Majority of them being stuff considered bizarre, horrid and painfully wrong in the real world.
-Watch this livestream clip --> (link)
(The Shock Content was the Ronnie McNutt suicide)
-wtf why did his head split up like that
-idk are you a snowflake
by BalOrbOvrBob July 11, 2021
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