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Consoletards

Stupid gamers that argue which is the best console of the console war.
Dood, PS3 is so much better than all consoles ever existed.

You're completely retarded, just another consoletards.
by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010
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The Last Great Console

I was playing Super Mario 3 and Duck hunt the other day and wondered why these aren't world wide treasure in a museum.
by Capn Polly September 19, 2003
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consolar

Also "con--so...lar?"

A more convenient name for a cinnamon roll, sticky bun, or Cinnabun (R).

Etymology: derived from the incoherant ramblings of a videogame-distracted youth who needed a sticky bun.
"Hey! Go get me a con--so...lar? Yes, I said consolar. I meant it too. Get me a sticky bun, god damn it."
by The Gay One April 28, 2005
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console exclusive

a practice where games get released a few months (or years) later on PC compared to Xbox, switch or playstation so unsuspecting gamers will think they have to buy a console.
horizon zero dawn is a console exclusive. now also on PC.
by JJadx November 26, 2020
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Scientific Consensus Totalitarianism

Scientific Consensus Totalitarianism, also Scientific Consensus Authoritarianism or Scientific Consensus Dictatorship, is a political and anti-scientistic stance where the scientific consensus, as the way it exists today, is a form of totalitarianism and that seeks to eliminate any other opposite view to it and that also promotes scientism, anti-theism, physicalism and new atheism as well. The Scientific consensus totalitarianism concept was not created as a way to deny the climate change or the shape of Earth, but more as a way to criticize the several attacks scientific community usually do to religion, spirituality, supernaturality, astrality, afterlife, mediumship, extraphysics, multiverses, post-empiricism and all other themes related or derived from those, and it also seeks as a way to alert people and open-minded scientists, thinkers and philosophers to protectt themselves from the scientism, physicalism and anti-theism that are promoted inside science.
"Scientific consensus totalitarianism shows so well how can science be totalitarian and how powerful science is nowadays, that's the why we shall be careful with the promotion of scientism and physicalism inside science and how opened we should be to new ideas and new concepts and how the scientific consensus should be more open-minded and less authoritarian, mainly about spiritual and extraphysical things."
by Full Monteirism April 16, 2021
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The Last Great Console

The NES, predecessor to the SNES, nothing ever filled the gap that the NES left gaping, don't get me wrong, the SNES was good, but i always missed my NES
Antiques auction:
Auctioneer: And lot no 112 is a marvellous piece, a Nintendo Entrtainment System, complete with 'light gun'
by Wise Man July 17, 2003
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Console Hero

Skilled Gamer

Game Fanatic

Ace on any game
Wow that guys a Console Hero
by Flea Sixty February 7, 2008
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